→ That moment when you walk up in the party and just KNOW you the shit

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→ You know how people try and make Tumblr a "secret website" from Facebook people? Imagine if there's a site out there that people are trying to keep from Tumblr users...

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Do you guys realize what going to happen when we are 30?

Driving in the car with the radio on, you just picked up your kids from school.

“How was school?”

“It was fine we-“

Then the radio starts playing oldies, and the your old favourite band comes on.

“Oh my God, shut up I don’t care.”

Then you start thinking about fangirling when you we’re a teen.

You start to remember tumblr, and all the friends you made

You slowly start to sing along

“Mom… Are you okay…?”

SHUT UP YOUR FATHER IS SINGING!

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→ "Go to your room" used to be the biggest punishment...

But now we get pissed when our parents tell us to come out of our rooms

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Student vs. Teacher

Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up. 
Student: *stands up* 
Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot? 
Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.

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On the last day of the school term

some people are like:

and other people are like:

and i’m just like:

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Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your tongue is out and your mouth open.

hopelovebelieve:

Good boy. Now sit, roll and play dead!

fuck you omg

WHY DID I FALL FOR THIS.

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You’re on the phone, and you hear your parent’s footsteps

wsupjd:

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→ Dear Unfollowers,

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